$UNDIES — The Underpants Gnomes Coin
We’re here to take your underpants and your money. Collect underpants. ? = Profit. Profit now.
Tokenomics — The Underpants Gnomes Business Plan
- Collect Underpants
- ?
- Profit
We can’t tell you step 2.
But we can promise you it’s…?
Coming Soon: Gnome NFTs
Because NFTs = ? = Profit. Unique. Pointless. Pricey. Just like gnomes.
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$UNDIES is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It is not investment advice. It is not a security. It is not regulated. It is digital chocolate for degens. It is governed by the laws of Tweek’s basement. By buying, holding, or otherwise interacting with $UNDIES, you agree that this is a joke and Cartman was right (again), you little asshole. This site has NO affiliation to South Park © 2026 Comedy Partners.