$UNDIES — The Underpants Gnomes Coin

We’re here to take your underpants and your money. Collect underpants. ? = Profit. Profit now.

Three Underpants Gnomes stand in the snow under the $UNDIES wooden-slab logo that reads "The Underpants Gnomes Coin." A yellow gnome-crossing warning sign is on the left. A wooden plank lists "1. Collect Underpants, 2. ?, 3. Profit." A red "PROFIT NOW" button sits below.

HOW TO BUY $UNDIES

1. INSTALL FLIPCASH

Download Flipcash

2. SEARCH $UNDIES
Smartphone showing a Flipcash search for $UNDIES, with the coin's underpants icon appearing in results

Search for $UNDIES

3. BUY
Smartphone showing the $UNDIES coin page in Flipcash with a green BUY button

Buy $UNDIES
and get ready to profit.

Tokenomics — The Underpants Gnomes Business Plan

  1. Collect Underpants
  2. ?
  3. Profit
Tokenomics — the Underpants Gnomes business plan. Two red-robed gnomes flank three parchment cards: 1. Collect Underpants, 2. ?, 3. Profit ($).

We can’t tell you step 2.
But we can promise you it’s…?

Coming Soon: Gnome NFTs

Because NFTs = ? = Profit. Unique. Pointless. Pricey. Just like gnomes.

Coming soon: Gnome NFTs
Framed NFT of a gnome with sunglasses wearing a HODL shirt, set on a starry background Because NFTs = ? = Profit Gnome in sunglasses and a GNOME GAINS hoodie, holding an energy drink and throwing a peace sign
Unique. Pointless. Pricey. Just like gnomes.

DISCLAIMER

$UNDIES is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. It is not investment advice. It is not a security. It is not regulated. It is digital chocolate for degens. It is governed by the laws of Tweek’s basement. By buying, holding, or otherwise interacting with $UNDIES, you agree that this is a joke and Cartman was right (again), you little asshole. This site has NO affiliation to South Park © 2026 Comedy Partners.